Oops Turned Oh La La Crack Chili Recipe

Ok. Big confession here. This was a big Oops. But sometimes an Oops is fortuitous — just like in this recipe for the BEST CHILI I ever made. In fact, this may be the best chili I’ve ever eaten.

And I confess, it was a total Oops.

Now for the second confession. Yes, there are two confessions.

The recipe I’m posting here has after-the fact approximated measurements. That’s because this recipe was born (as all true creative recipes are) by sprinkling-then-tasting and then sprinkling-then-tasting some more. There were about twenty or thirty times of repeated sprinkling-then-tasting, small incremental bits at a time.

But I’m getting head of myself with these confessions. Here’s how this Oops-turned-Oh-La-La recipe for Crack Chili happened and how it evolved.

A few morning ago the temperature had dropped a bit more than 30 degrees overnight. (I’m in Texas right now, what can I say.) It was  clearly our first morning of really winter weather for the year.

So as I gently peeled back my comforter and felt the chill of the morning, my first thought was that it was a day to make Chili.

Still in pajamas, while the coffee was brewing I rummaged through the freezer to find a pound of ground beef and a pound of ground pork. And out they went on the counter to defrost for a good pot of Chili.

So a couple of hours later with the meat at least partially defrosted, I decided to put on the pot and brown the meat for a long, slow simmer. I popped the meat in my trusty Staub cocotte and began browning. Then when I was almost satisfied on the browning, that’s when I discovered I had no tomatoes. I mean NO TOMATOES. No fresh tomatoes, no canned tomatoes, no tomato sauce, no tomato paste.

All I could find in my kitchen that was remotely tomato-ey was a half-used bottle of Ketchup and one 32-ounce jar of Di Napoli Classico Pasta Sauce with Garlic & Basil.

I was NOT going to use Ketchup in my chili. But neither was I going to let that meat go to waste.

So that left the Pasta Sauce.

I mean Pasta Sauce is mostly tomatoes, right? But how was I going to make my Chili taste like Chili and not Italian meat sauce?

So I pulled out every jar on my spice shelf that seemed like it could tame that signature Italian taste and began sprinkling-then-tasting.

And the sprinkling-then-tasting continued for a quite a while.

When it finally got to a point I liked the taste, I set the pot on simmer and plopped down to watch a movie. But the aromas wafted and enticed and they were just too much for me. I broke down and had to have a taste far earlier than my original low-and-slow-simmer plan. Just a little tiny bowl of it, you know. A few spoonfuls. Just to taste it. And then I needed a tiny re-fill. And just one more … I mean it was only a tiny sauce bowl …

Before the movie was over I had eaten almost a pound of Chili. It was like Crack. I could not stop.

I have to be nakedly honest here.

This weird and impromptu recipe created the best Chili I have ever made.

Maybe the best Chili I have ever eaten.

After recounting my Oops cooking ordeal to a friend last night, she encouraged me to write the recipe down before I forgot it. So I did. And I’m sharing it here with you.

No, this is not a French recipe. It’s not French and it’s certainly not vegetarian. This dish is about as Texas as a dish can get. It is an all-meat Chile in the true old Texas rancher style. But it is definitely Keto because it has no beans.

And one little by-product is that I turned down the thermostat in my home after I began eating this Crack Chili. And I was snuggly warm all the rest of the day.

So here’s my Opps-Turned-Oh-La-La Crack Chili recipe. I am posting it for two reasons. One, it’s too great not to share. And two, it illustrates a great cooking lesson:

Experiment. TASTE as you cook.

Be adventurous. Have fun. And be fearless.

The taste-as-you-go method is the basis of all good food everywhere. Stick to cooking principles but always trust your own tongue and your own nose. And just GO FOR IT. Because sometimes, you end up with something you never thought possible.

So here is my recipe.


opps turned oh la la crack chili recipe

Fully Keto Crack Chili

when opps turns oh la la
Prep Time: 20 minutes
Cook Time: 2 hours
Total Time: 2 hours 20 minutes
Course: Main Course
Cuisine: American
Keyword: Gluten-free, Keto
Servings: 7 people
Author: Mimi
Cost: $12


  • 5.5 quart enamled cocotee or cast iron pot



  • Brown the beef and pork in your cast iron cocotte or pot on medium high heat, sprinkling it with some of the chili powder and pepper as you brown it.
  • When meat is browned, pour in the jar of Pasta Sauce. Stir well.
  • Add all of the rest of ingredients and stir well. Bring to a simmer, then turn the heat down to medium low.
  • To adjust to your own taste, spinkle ingredients into the pot slowly and taste as you go. Understand the tastes will get a bit stronger after simmering. Use your own taste to adjust the amounts of spices.
  • Simmer on medium law, stirring occaisionally, for anywhere from one to two hours.
  • You can serve with a sprinkle of cheese if you wish, along with crackers or bread - or all alone.
  • Keeps well in fridge. And freezes well...if you have leftovers.
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